How to cancel Adobe Creative Cloud outside of the US - Cobbled Code

1. Log in to your Adobe account.
2. Click “Cancel Account”.
3. Ah outside of the US you need to contact support to cancel your account WTF?
4. Click through several steps to be able to view your contact options.
5. Log in again.
6. Chat currently closed, although it is within office hours.
7. Let’s call support…
8. Line is dead, no answer.
9. One last support method is mentioned: “Ask our community”. Yeah right.
10. Try again tomorrow.

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…le sigh…